she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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