your parents love me but you hate me
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize