my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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