shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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