..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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