just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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