You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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