What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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