so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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