Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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