youre lurking in front of me
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
