we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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