If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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