(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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