God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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