She went from zero to smokin in five shots
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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