he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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