Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Are we still banned from the library?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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