Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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