i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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