Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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