He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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