God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Just cropdusted the office
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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