We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
There r osticjed everywhere
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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