I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
im drinking this country out of the recession.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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