is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Randomize
