That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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