the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm both gender and math confused
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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