Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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