So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My nipple is on Facebook.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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