i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize