Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
They have beer where we have blood.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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