what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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