Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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