hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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