That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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