Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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