i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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