can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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