Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
