Got a toothbrush?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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