the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I love you. Go after that dick
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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