I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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