Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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