I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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