Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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