? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize