I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Even my vagina gasped.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
