you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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