Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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