You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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