You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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