Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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