We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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