were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize